We've hit the big time...

Wow. Billions of people can see us write. The Fourventeenth has just been Googled.

Google just came out with their new blog search:

http://blogsearch.google.com/

Search for Lola and Mulletman. Search for Moose and Pittsnoggle. Search for Kid and Sensual Massage....Well, maybe not that last one. Yet. Actually, since I just posted that, it is. I think blogspot is a rift in the space-time continuum.

Other random searches that come up with The Fourventeenth:

1)Shooting Mayo Shots From A Pinata
2)Softball Championship Queen
3)Mullet Hydrogen Bomb
4)Cops Humping Trophies
5)Kid's House of Sensual Massage

See how many more you can find!!!

You're the man now, dog!

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com

Thank God there is an homage to this....

I should really be working on my thesis!

Funny links and what-not

Well, overall yesterday was pretty decent...12 hours of drinking, not a bad thing...10+ hours of football, always enjoyable....gambling without losing too much money (could be worse)....Moose's birthday (enough said!!!).....

One of my favorite parts of the evening was at the end of the night when I got the giggles as Mulletman, Lola, and I were ordering some food from the Taco Bell. Lola decided that she would order the number 2, which seemed really funny to my slightly buzzed (or drunk) self. Well, I just couldn't stop laughing, even as Lola was paying for the food. It also seemed that the giggles spread to Mulletman and he was also laughing quite hysterically, all the while Lola was trying to maintain some semblance of a straight face as she paid for the food. As we left the Taco Bell, and the laughter subsided, I realized just how funny the number 2 actually is...that and the word deuce.

Anyway, that was just a little account of what yesterday was all about. To experience it in full, just go to this link and click on "The First Drink of the Day" or "Hedgehogs". I promise you that you will not be disappointed. My brother showed me this, and I was definitely not disappointed.

Here is the link!!! Enjoy!

Graun-ke!

Wow. We are getting our asses handed to us today. The only saving grace today has been the BUCKEYES!

Michigan blew our parlay... Zabransky is shitting the bed (6 turnovers in the first half!)... and just for shits and giggles, Hawaii is running some sort of slow-down offense against USC... right.

Well, just for Kid we've decided to go ahead and parlay Pitt -3 against Notre Dame along with the over (55)... I'm sure that'll end well. I need a drink.

Glad Lola and I told our minister we'd get to church tomorrow.

GRAUN-KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

And so it begins....

God bless premium sports packages! That's right, sportsfans! College football Saturdays start in about 15 minutes, and we've got ESPN Gameplan! That means we can see pretty much every dman game from here to Hawaii... and of course, that means betting! YES!

So, you may ask... what are the bets to start the season? Well, sir, here they are...

We like Ohio State to win by 15, and we like Bowling Green to cover +2 at Wisconsin. F*** yeah!

BUCKEYE!!!!