I'm writing a letter

Dear Jeff,

I am writing a letter to you to discuss your betting habits. I checked in with the chat last night and noticed that you were betting two bets on one game - an over and Xavier to cover the spread. In fact, this was a "parlay". Not knowing exactly what that was, I logged into my "Sportsbook" account and entered this bet.

Thank you for this piece of information. I have won my bet.

I would like to sign up for your weekly newsletter.

Sincerely,

Moose