It seemed like a good idea at the time

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Septo de Mayo - Good Idea/Bad Idea

From the vague memories of the Moose:

disclaimer - these events may or may not reflect the reality of the actual event.

Good Idea! Bringing a blowup basketball hoop
Bad Idea! Using the basketball as a soccer ball and kicking it into people's beers

Good Idea! Shooting off fireworks is fun!
Bad Idea! Shooting off fireworks into Jeff's foot is not!

Good Idea! Bringing a pinata to the Septo de Mayo party
Bad Idea! Filling the pinata with tiny vials of unindentified liquors

Good Idea! Team building with a toast!
Bad Idea! Team building with shots from tiny vials of unindentified liquors

Good Idea! Being tucked into the big sofa
Bad Idea! Waking up on the small sofa

Good Idea! Playing washers!
Bad Idea! Playing washers with open toed shoes in the dark

Good Idea! Drinking on Septo de Mayo
Bad Idea! Drinking on Speto de Mayo

Friday, May 06, 2005

Septo de Mayo

It's just a day away...more on that on Sunday (or probably Monday, given our states)

Anyway, this article made me think of JP and his "problems" with a few lab members (former lab members?). Why I was reading this, do not ask. I just want to hear him tell that story over again. His little face gets all bent out of shape. Maybe Mariano would want to get in on these tax breaks!

New Bill Would Create Tax Incentives for Breast-feeding
by Dustin Stamper

The U.S. breast-feeding rate could see some improvement thanks to tax incentives in a new bill introduced on May 5 by Reps. Carolyn B. Maloney, D-N.Y., and Christopher Shays, R-Conn.

Date: May 6, 2005

The U.S. breast-feeding rate could see some improvement thanks to tax incentives in a new bill introduced on May 5 by Reps. Carolyn B. Maloney, D-N.Y., and Christopher Shays, R-Conn.
Nursing mothers packed the crowd at the press conference introducing the Breastfeeding Promotion Act (H.R. 2122), many actively breast-feeding in support. (For the bill text, see Doc 2005-9553 [PDF].)

The bill would give employers up to a 50 percent tax credit for expenses incurred to establish workplace "lactation stations," purchase or rent lactation-related equipment, and hire lactation consultants. It would also make expenses incurred for breastfeeding equipment deductible for individuals as medical care expenses.

Maloney introduced an identical version of the bill in the last session of Congress, but it failed to ever reach the House floor. With prolonged deficits continuing to trouble lawmakers, the price of the tax incentives could be an issue. Shays was unable to provide a cost for the bill during the press conference, but said "it's not even an issue."

Both Shays and Maloney said that assuring a woman's right to express milk in the workplace and removing the stigma from breast- feeding are far more important than the tax portions of the bill. According to Maloney, studies show that children who are not breast- fed have higher rates of contracting numerous illnesses.

"We need to reverse the fact that the United States has one of the lowest breast-feeding rates in the world," Maloney said.

As for objections from the squeamish, "Get a life," Shays said.

Monday, May 02, 2005

2 and 1... onward!

Well, we had a nice 2 game win streak last week complete with a ten-run win over one team and an almost monumental collapse against the Isotopes. A game which also featured a spectacular collision between some fool running home and my massive left arm! What a douche.

In any case, we have been playing some nice defnse outside of one horrid inning, and the bats are coming around. Moose is the unluckiest person on the team as he has had at least 4 hits that were SMOKED, but were hit directly at a defender... I'm talking the guy didn't even have to move.

Only one game this week, tomorrow at 7:45. Then a rare off-Thursday as we prepare to make our run to the Durham City League title! (I hope)

Oh, and everyone should bug Andy until he tells us why he was drunk dialing the entire world last Saturday at 3 AM!

GO DEVINE'S!