Ouch!!! My liver!!

Well, I think that I may finally be able to talk about the city that I like to call "The Vegas!" or "The greatest place on Earth (if you are only there for 3 days or so, perhaps 2 in my case as the third day was spent in what I like to call "the bed")" Perhaps I will go with the first name as the second name is a little bit long.

Anyway, what a fantastic trip. I realized multiple things on this trip.

1. Stealing a coffee cup and taking it to the gentlemen's club and proceeding to drink Jack and Cokes out of it makes you "weird" to the strippers.

2. Stealing multiple coffee cups during the trip makes you "weird" to your friends, but in a funny way I suppose.

3. The only way to do a bachelor party right is the way that things were done in Vegas (i.e. Saturday night...Ian totally rocked it out....)

4. My gambling problem isn't as bad as I thought it was. Once I had lost a certain amount of money, I realized that I don't have to gamble to have fun....or perhaps I was just too incapacitated to place any bets and had to remain in bed to recover.

5. Just about anything is funny when you are going on absolutely no sleep. (You win. You always do!!--I mean just that alone made me laugh for at least an hour during the flight(s) back)

6. Hanging out with a bunch of people with similar senses of humor makes one laugh...to the point that their stomach hurts, and that's a good thing!

7. Just when I thought I couldn't be any more offensive, I talk about how a certain someone has their ass and ball hair in dread locks (or was it corn rows?)....then the talk of the combination to get stuff out occurred...not sure who came up with that one!!

8. I can stay up for 24 hours drinking for a large portion of those 24 hours, go to sleep for 3 hours, get ready to go to the sportsbook, have a beer and be drunk again at 9:30 in the morning.....awesome!!!

9. I can walk 92 miles in one day...i.e. Monday...holy crap did my feet hurt!!

10. That MulletMan and Lola have some of the coolest friends that I could hang out with for days on end!!!

It was a once in a lifetime trip (that is until I have a bachelor party), and I am glad that I was a part of it....long live the legend of COFFEE CUP!!!

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a $3 slip to cash in!!