All Tournament Teams

Every year all kinds of people go about naming all-everything teams. For God's sake, this year Dick Vitale name 6 All-Rolls-Royce teams! SIX!

That's absurd.

We here at The Fourventeenth, put a bit of a different spin on things. Here are our All-Tournament teams, as of The Sweet Sixteen:

All-Molester team:
Marko Mihailovic (Pacific)
Andrew Bogut (Utah)
Shane Power (Miss St)
Chris Paul (Wake)
Jason Cain (UVa... I know they weren't in the tourney, but he inspired the whole team!)


All-Name team:
Kevin Pittsnoggggggle (WVA)
Guillaume Yango (Pacific)
Mo Charlo (Nevada)
Carldell 'Squea Johnson (UAB)
Germain Mopa Njila (Vermont)

All-Date Rape Team:
Ed Nelson (UConn)
Kevin Bookout (Oklahoma)
Taylor Coppenrath (Vermont)
Matt Walsh (Florida)
David Noel (UNC)

Now that, my friends, is how you name some all tournament teams!